Rooney spat his dummy out, now fergies in despair,
He's used to having superstars, but now the cupboards bare,
Ronaldo was the first to go, then Tevez chose to quit,
And now that Rooneys had enough, fergies in the shit,
All of us who hate the scum, in there misery we revell,
but alls not lost for the scottish twat, hes still got quasie Neville.
Giggs and Scholes are past it, Berbatovs a plank,
Van Der Sars a pentioner and Carricks fucking wank.
So where will Rooney go from here and what shirt will he wear,
Or will he get the lead in shrek, cos a face like that is rare,
Or will he go to city or those southern cockney fuckers,
Or will he choose to spend some time shagging grans and hookers.
Coleens a mug, she took him back despite all the strife,
So lets just hope that kid of his looks like his fucking wife.

Torres has spat his dummy out, now hodgsons in despier
Gerrard wanted to suck him off, reinas head is bare
Carrihger pleaded with him to stay, torres turned around and said he was gay
agger and lucas cried with deglite, they all shouted get rid of that torres shite
ngog sat and cried on the bog, sammy lee sang along to glee
what are liverpool gunna do from here? rob your sterio and kill your pet dear
torres wants to go, liverpool are up and down like a yoyo
better stop this rhym now or nick will cry, maybe jacko will be better off and jizz in his eye

Copy right on that lads

Kenny miller wants away, now walter smith turns around and says hes gay
Steven naismith laughs in deglite, said millers locker smells of shite
foster and davis laugh, there both shagging in a bath
Doesnt take long for mcgregor to join in, he left his house the local public bin
David weir admits hes a queer, at 40 years old he still caint handle 1 beer
edu walks in on david weir, turns around and says A BLACK MAN ROBBED MY BEER
all the rangers fans sing and shout, one of them is sat fingering a trout
vladmier weiss sits down with beattie, said his cock is very meaty
jelavic papac and fleck train on the pitch, papacs wife is a convicted bitch
whitaker and lafferty walk along to join in, lafferty just pissed in mcgregors bin.

The end